New Jersey Vacation

A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.

Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.

by Bernie_Bro_2020 August 10, 2017

New Jersey Dumpster

When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.

That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!

by Rionox December 8, 2022

New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.

We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!

by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018

new jersey flyer

When someone ties anal beads to a kite, sticks it in their ass, and flies it high in the wind while yelling, "I AM THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD!"

John: "What the hell is that?"

Robert: "New Jersey flyer. Don't ask."

by EricaTruth February 15, 2014

Jersey Devil Coaster

A roller coaster in Jackson Township, New Jersey, at Six Flags Great Adventure that makes you get AIDS from it being so satanic. It's Coaster Demon's favorite roller coaster, & it gave him HIV, spreading it to everyone who comes near him.

Jersey Devil Coaster is a kiddy coaster.

by Mr. Roller Coasters October 8, 2021

New Jersey Sunset

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.

Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"

by StonedWhiteKid May 25, 2016

JERSEY JUICE GANG

The gang consisting the Jersey boys: David Laid, Dylan McKenna and Qwin Vitale.

So-called "natural" bodybuilders.

Dude did you see the latest video from the JERSEY JUICE GANG

by ranur February 26, 2019