Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

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Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

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One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

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Jason Judd

His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.

Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.

by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011

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