chinas history

chinas history is were a bunch of old bald men screaming at each other on who should make the better bomb while kim jon un is just there being fat also, any chinese person that smiles go's blind

"have you seen chinas history" " its pretty bad"

by cocunutnack October 12, 2020

African History Month

African History Month Is an Annual Celebration Of The Achievements Of People Of African Descent And Recognition Of The Enormous Contributions Africa Has Made To The World’s Civilizations

Date: 1st March 2021 – 31st Mar 2021
Significance: African History Month unifies, celebrates Africans in Africa and people of African descent all over the world.

African History Month will rewrite the history of Africa.

by AfricaRepublic March 9, 2021

The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself

Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.

by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021

Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.

My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.

by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021

tudor history

the best history. a totally different world. I could research Tudor history for the rest of my life.

guy: i love Tudor history

guy2:it is really good

by LadyElizabeth April 15, 2022

American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".

Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."

by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022

Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022