Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
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B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
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person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
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