grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2017

pound grab

The awkward fist pound vs. high five attempt, when the latter realizes too late what is going on, so they instead wrap their open hand around a closed fist.

I tried to congratulate him on that strike, but he totally pound grabbed me...

by Ragin_Azian December 26, 2014

Extended grab ass day

Grab someone but girl or boy April 12

Extended grab ass day is where garb ass day gets extend

by Extended grab ass day April 11, 2019

National grab ass day

All day is a dream

National grab ass day is in the throughout May.

by Dick is yeet April 29, 2019

National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

Organ C Grab

Re-arrange organs and grab the clit like a fish hook

I’m going OCG you! (Organ C Grab)

by treyvontveous January 6, 2020