As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Get the Gorilla Roulettemug. by SpittingFacts6969 January 30, 2021
Get the Charcoal Gorillamug. by Schmunt March 1, 2025
Get the Brazilian Gorillamug. When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.
by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016
Get the The Silver-Back Gorillamug. by 69 months January 9, 2022
Get the paper gorillasmug. Dude, I was going to get with this one chick when I was blacked out, but then I saw her gorilla snatch.
by OtherLtDan February 11, 2021
Get the Gorilla snatchmug. Truly the most powerful animal in existence people say these creatures are endangered but the truth is these sexy deadly creature are repopulating like flys in the Amazon jungle for war and there's nothing we can do be get prepared for doomsday
by Scared gorilla October 5, 2021
Get the Gorillamug.