Mr. Dick Ear

Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.

She found out that the strange man was a Mr. Dick Ear when he tried to have sex with her ear.

by Undesirable.savage May 22, 2016

Ringtone ear rape

When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear

I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.

by Gamerdude652 June 6, 2014

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 20, 2020

pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.

I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.

by Scans old lady May 12, 2018

Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016

One-ear club

When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.

Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.

by Alex Tyde March 5, 2020

Ear sex sounds

Supernatural S.A. Town

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time

by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021