dutch sandbag

when two gay lovers are having intercourse and after one ejaculates he buts his saggy balls onto the other mans eyes (like a t-bag) but right before he puts them on his eyes he shits and rubs the shit on his balls, then he t-bags him and it looks like goggles.

Josh:oh man i fucking love it when u dutch sandbag me jerry

Jerry:i love the part where i get to rub my shit on my balls!

by svinishblasian19 May 28, 2009

dutch hater

any1 who has dislike for the dutch or people from the netherlands, holland or whatever the fuck they like to call their country

dont be dissin me! dutch hater!

by sven December 9, 2003

double dutch

when u have so much weed that u need 2 dutchie cigars to roll a blunt.

damn, look at all this weed, we can roll a double dutch and get double fucked up

by gato September 14, 2003

Dutch Amphetamines

When one puts their mouth over anothers anus and as that person lets out a fart, the said person sucks it all up in one foul swoop not to miss any of the heavenly glory.

"After a big night on the grog i had a heap of rotten farts banked up so i gave the missus some dutch amphetamines.... she spewed all over my nuts!"

by Jonnymonster September 13, 2008

dutch oven

When your stuck in a office meeting and someone has passed gas. No place to go. No place to question the stink.

My boss invited me into his office for a meeting and closed the door.That dutch oven meeting was sure stinky.

by At the Fed April 1, 2009

Dutch Twolips

Slang for a woman's pussy.

Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Dutch Handshake

The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo-friendship it is jerked swiftly upwards and the crumbly air biscuit is thrown into the face of the recipient.

"Nice to meet you Mr Smith" said Mr Brown as he discretely cupped his fart. "Nice to meet you too" said Mr Smith, holding out his hand in greeting. The exchange is sealed by a Dutch Handshake as Mr Brown offers his hand, only to throw the gaseous faeces into Mr Smith’s face at the last second.

by Heady71 January 31, 2008