Mom: Ok you gonna meet you cousin
Son: Yeah sure mom
While meeting*
Son: Ok that was great anyways what youtuber you like
Stan: I like dream!
Son: Oh. like are you Dream stan and own twitter and cancel people!
Stan: Yes!
Son: Ok im bring my chainsaw from my dads basement youve been trolled
Son: Yeah sure mom
While meeting*
Son: Ok that was great anyways what youtuber you like
Stan: I like dream!
Son: Oh. like are you Dream stan and own twitter and cancel people!
Stan: Yes!
Son: Ok im bring my chainsaw from my dads basement youve been trolled
by Feryk April 16, 2021
Get the Dream stanmug. The balance of sleep and bliss through someone's mind. Nothing but pure happiness, sleeping in this state causes nothing but pure love within ones mind
by Flamesd August 24, 2016
Get the Emerald Dreamsmug. Results of unprotected sex.
Usually cute and loveable but, any plans, aspirations you had, or things you wanted to enjoy in life aka "Dreams" are know ruined. Takes about nine months for the "smashing" to take effect.
Usually cute and loveable but, any plans, aspirations you had, or things you wanted to enjoy in life aka "Dreams" are know ruined. Takes about nine months for the "smashing" to take effect.
by Ricky Savage December 2, 2017
Get the dream smashermug. A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.
by Dr. Lauren March 18, 2021
Get the Lauren Dreammug. "I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you!" "It's to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you, oh!" "Easier said then done, I thought you where the one listening to my heart instead of my head." "You found another one, buy I am the better one, I won't let you forget me!" "You left me falling and landing inside my grave, I know you want me dead." "I know it's all in my head!" "I have these Lucid Dreams where I can't move a thing, thinking of you in my bed!" "You were my everything thoughts of a wedding ring, now I'm better off dead." " I do it over again, I didn't want it to end, I watch it blow away in the wind, I should have listened to my friends!" "I was tangled up in your drastic ways, who knew evil girls had the prettiest face!" "I gave you my heart and you made my heart break!" "You made my heart break, you made my heart ache!" "You made my heart break, you made my ache!" "You made my heart break again!" "I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you." "It's to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you, oh!" "Easier said then done, I thought you were the one listening into my heart instead of my head!" "You found another one, but I am the better one, and I won't let you forget me!" In loving memory of Jarad Higgins. (Juice Wrld) You will be remembered and loved forever for who you were!
Lucid Dreams is a good song. Juice Wrld should ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED!!!
Quote: "I hope everybody is having a good day, umm hope everybody accomplished something significant." "Even if you didn't accomplish anything significant don't be discouraged, just aim to the accomplishment of something significant tomorrow and the next day and so on." Umm, if anybody is going through anything I hope and I pray that they get through it and just know that you do have the strength to get through what ever your going through, no matter what it is!"
Quote: "I hope everybody is having a good day, umm hope everybody accomplished something significant." "Even if you didn't accomplish anything significant don't be discouraged, just aim to the accomplishment of something significant tomorrow and the next day and so on." Umm, if anybody is going through anything I hope and I pray that they get through it and just know that you do have the strength to get through what ever your going through, no matter what it is!"
by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 15, 2022
Get the Lucid Dreamsmug. Dream stan: I love drawing my favourite content creator naked and have sex with another content creator
Me: plz stop
get some help
touch some glass
it's good for your brain especially you didn't touch glass since you were born
Me: plz stop
get some help
touch some glass
it's good for your brain especially you didn't touch glass since you were born
by you need help October 17, 2021
Get the Dream stanmug. (noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Dream Jokemug.