chinese stop light

when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.

we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.

by Hahshsnhs February 7, 2017

chinese bubble bath

The act of 3 Chinese girls puking into a bathtub, where an american male bathes in it with the 3 Chinese women.

"Holy shit, this party had everything. My friend even had a Chinese bubble bath!"

by EmperorWalrus February 16, 2017

chinese work day

a long time spent doing something usually tedious.

#1. I just spent a Chinese work day taking my SAT's.

#2. I just been shoppin' @ the mall for like a Chinese work day.

#3. Reese Witherspoon's chin is longer than a Chinese work day.

by piggychunks March 31, 2009

old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.

(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".

by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017

chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

by obracadabra December 18, 2011

Chinese wise man

A breed of goat that has a prodominetely large amount of chin hair, resembling an old chinese wise man

That goat looks like a chinese wise man

by Micha E l Dunn April 21, 2009

chinese gas chamber

n. In the midst of a felatio while seated in a leather captain's chair, a man releases a horrendous death fart while applying the 40 pound hammer to the back of the woman's head forcing her to breath in nothing other than the sloppy poop burp.

Janice slowly knobbed by schlong while i gathered up toxic gas and quickly expelled it on the leather chair instantly thrusting her by the neck downwards into my hairy nigger crotch all black and nappy and smelly of being black and digusting and shit... oh yeah... giving her a waft of my anal atmosphere thus putting her through the chinese gas chamber.

by The Broomall Nig September 19, 2009