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robot unicorn attack

the definition of FUN. chase your dreams of gliding with dolphins as a robot unicorn that jumps with rainbows and smashes through stars while listening to a very catchy tune that is as hilarious and addictive as the game. after hours of non-top playing you will find yourself singing "open your eyes and see, that your eyes are open"
status update:
reached 100,000 on robot unicorn attack today after 3 hours of game play
comment:

bet you cant beat 123,000 bitch. I chase my dreams better than you on my iphone now
by nasthia861 July 8, 2010
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Attack the D point

Person 1: Attack the D point!
Person 2: Attack the D point!
Person 3: Attack the D point!
Person 4: Attack the D point!
Person 2: Attack the D point!
Person 1394: Attack the D point!
by R0wl3tFanat1c November 4, 2021
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Panic Attack

Drawing attention to yourself by breathing loudly, holding your hands on your neck, and disrupting class. These are mainly done by 14 year old girls who fail at life so they have to make people feel bad for them, ironically, these people that have "panic attacks" are made fun of much more than "normal" people and have a very average lifes but like to make it seem like they have big problems in their life, for example, saying your dad is an alcoholic or that your dad makes you do math problems in the middle of summer.
Allysa: so were in the middle of taking this huge test in history worth like two hundred points and some girl runs down the hall having a panic attack everyone is laughing so much that we couldnt finish the test and we got in trouble for making noise in the middle of a test.

Kaykay: ROFLCOPTERS!!!
by Chirsten June 18, 2006
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Gay Panic Attack

Definition accustomed to queer folks who love women but can be applied to all the LGBTQ+ community:
The moment when you see a beautiful woman and you just get overwhelmed by her beauty so instead of figuring out what to do next, your brain gets stuck into a loop of aggressively internally screaming WOMAN.
Friend: Why didn't you talk to her if you found her attractive.
Me: I couldn't, I was having a Gay Panic Attack.
by Karine Grey November 10, 2019
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Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.
Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?
by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009
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Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.
My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.
by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007
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Heart-attack juice

A named used for canned energy drinks containing lots of sugar and taurine such as Monster, Rockstar and red bull that people associate with heart attacks.
Mason: You look tired, James
James: Yeah, I could do with some Heart-attack juice
by The Milkyboy April 19, 2014
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