When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020

What the court clerk emails you when your court is over. Or you get it in mail in jail. A typed out description of what happened in court.
by Goodkidnomore November 28, 2022

A way of saying a long time has passed, especially when you feel a bit embarrassed it’s been so long, because deep down you know you should have done it sooner.
by CatNipDealer December 26, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.>Mucus Artistry Starts In 7.29 seconds And ENds In 2 Minutes, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise ANd Time Lapses. Start Mucusing<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
by saintrafael September 29, 2011

by bbluff October 9, 2021
