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Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024
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Love Maker

A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"
Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"

Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"

Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023
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Love

by Reaper45rtg January 20, 2023
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Love

Gifting someone 5 kg of chocolate and a teddy bear on their birthday.
"He gifted me 5 kg of chocolate and a teddy bear on my birthday, C'mon we are only friends he doesn't love me!" (said the naive girl)
by pelios201234 January 28, 2021
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Kamren loves Jaylee more

Sorry but it's true all Kamrens love Jaylee more then Jaylees love Kamren
Sorry I just a fact Kamren loves Jaylee more
by Theylovekam999 August 3, 2022
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The love decagon

The best friend group you could have. Everybody in it is in love with each other, they hangout every weekend. One always run's down the street screaming. Most of the members are nerd's but they're pretty chill. They always have a group chat and always have taco's or pizza. They all get along quite nicely, except for when they don't! They're pretty popular kids and everyone wants to be them.
Person 1 : Did you hear about the love decagon?

Person 2 : Yeah
by Martymcfly3050 February 6, 2024
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love string

When you bust a nut in a girl or guys mouth and when they pull away the cum forms a string from the mouth to the dick
by Benisbois March 11, 2018
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