Angry Beverage man

A man who works at a college, ex: University of Hartford, he usually stocks the cups my the drink machines and stares at the girls asses as the pass, also someone who makes sure that you use the appropriate bowl for ice cream, usually abbreviated as ABM

The Angry Beverage Man just looked at my girlfriends’ ass then he took my cup when I wanted to get ice cream and told me I need to get a bowl.

by Mike Randazzo October 8, 2007

abominal ho-man

A male seen among a group of eskihos. Normally trying to attrach a mate. This involves harpooningor trying to reel in some box.

"Holy sh*t! Check out that abominal ho-man he's trying to harpoon a moby dick! He must really be desperate."

by mikelly December 1, 2007

low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

talk to a man about a dog

A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump

My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.

by William Wells November 16, 2010

Iron man dies in endgame

My nigga iron man uses the infinity gauntlet and it's too much for him so he dies in his bitch peppers arms

Hey I spolled it for you iron man dies in endgame

by Big bad ass nigga named Bobby April 24, 2019

Man-bag

To partake in sexual act of tea-bagging during a threesome with two men. The women lies down facing upwards while the first male sits across her chest lowering his testicle sack into her mouth. The second male then crouches down adding his sack to her mouth.

Helen was so drunk last night she invited Tom and David back to hers for a Man-bag

by Paulschafer June 22, 2014

talk to a man about a horse

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.

I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.

by knightmare36 December 28, 2007