V.O.N.A. Syndrome

V = VICTIM
O = OF
N = NO
A = ASIAN

SYNDROME

A) Dude...Prom is coming and I still can't find any cute Asian chicks to ask.
B) Daym. You have V.O.N.A. Syndrome

A) Aye mang, help me pull a pton on all the Asian chicks in our school so i can decide which one to hit on.
B) Our school has V.O.N.A. Syndrome man, there AREN'T any Asian girls in our school.

by xTempOPx May 17, 2010

H.T.M. Syndrome

An odd affliction named after heather theresa miller (H.T.M.) when the affected individual has a sudden need to betray all the traits traits make a person human and decides to use drugs, steal from those who are kind to them tweak 24/7 on someone elses dime but still have the audacity to become so fat they almost block out the sun, in the end only to be choked out on their flying barge by non other than Princess Leia as their own child claps in relief.

Motherfucking fat bitch must have contracted H.T.M. Syndrome! all my silverware is gone and the fridge is empty!

fat tweak bitch cock juggling thunder cunt

by TheTictocMan August 17, 2011

T.A. Syndrome

The feeling of overwhelming laziness and depression after working in the 12th ave. home for Shabbos.

I just got home and I'm too lazy to take a shower... I think I have T.A. Syndrome.

by Gary Cohen May 28, 2022

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023

O.J. Syndrome

When one believes they can rise above a racial demographic caste by applying oppressive standards to those of their own race and subsequently deeming themselves above such classifications.

“I’m not Black, I’m O.J…”

No, you have O.J. Syndrome.

by Manda128 February 28, 2023

L.O.V. Syndrome

When popular games such as League, Overwatch and/or Valorant corrupt the mind.

Yo, what happened to Marty?
He got L.O.V. Syndrome.

by Splorb September 8, 2023

Girl, Interrupted Syndrome

Girl Interrupted Syndrome is the phenomenon of an angsty teen believing they are so incredibly unique and different, they find their depression to be cinematic in a
"starving artist" way and believe it makes them an interesting, nonchalant, effortless cool girl. Those who suffer from Girl Interrupted Syndrome may find themselves engaging in the listening of Fiona Apple, Duster, and Have a Nice Life while also attempting to pick up any hobby or new interest that will make them seem so esoteric and Manic Pixie Dream Girl -esque. Girl Interrupted Syndrome victims may find themselves to be infatuated with the arts and chase after people who are the same as them. The constant attempt to be so different may also lead to those with this syndrome to participate in cigarette smoking, accentuating their eye bags using eyeshadow, only using 35mm film for pictures, and desperately trying to appear quiet and mysterious. They are also mostly self-righteous philosophy freaks who find themself to be more well-rounded than everyone around them.

Friend #1: Who made the weird TikTok?
Friend #2: probably someone with Girl, Interrupted Syndrome

by mrbunhop August 13, 2024