Pizza Theft Simulator

A simulaton game where you control a thief stealing pizza.

Mike: Pizza Theft Simulator?
Jasmine: YES PIZZA THEFT SIMULATOR

by Zaynerocks September 6, 2019

Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!

by Eilicec September 27, 2019

The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

by gully64 March 10, 2020

NOT A SIMP

JACK WALSH IS NOT A SIMP HES JUST REALL GOOD FRIENDS WITH BETHAN

Jack Walsh is not a simp he walked with Bethan cuz she asked

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

sky “the simp” mccomber

god

sky “the simp” mccomber is a god and has big pp

by goated6969 May 6, 2020

Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.

And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.

by Cigarella June 28, 2020

londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up

londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it

by Theplastics July 29, 2020