what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)

Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????

by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017

what😀

When someone says some shit thats so crazy u dont even know how to react. The 😀 emoji is of course ironic as sometimes you wanna kill the person who said that shit (as in the example below).

Person A: "Bro yesterday i found my lizard filled with some white shit"
Person B: "Yea i fucked it the other day coz i was bored"
Person A: "What😀"

by wydimMeow April 22, 2021

whats guanin

Whats up
used within groups of cheeky nando lads

*Joins PS4 party* wagwan, whats guaning.

by Top G420 July 31, 2016

What is Love?

Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more!

What is love? LOVE! Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

by KNICO KNICO KNEECAPS December 11, 2021

What's Grogging

Term created by FallenGuardian to ask the question of what Grogdan is doing at the current moment.

What's Grogging?

Dunno man why don't u fucking go and expectate?

Ah shit u rite

by Russssooo November 19, 2019

What the heff

When you wanna tell ur mates subtly that there’s a heffer nearby.

“She was standing over there and I was like what the heff?”

by Bigjuicyheffer December 6, 2021

What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.

Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!

by Lengar July 5, 2018