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its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"
by pizzaking May 4, 2011
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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
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Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.
Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!
by Irish Unicorn October 26, 2013
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liam: TEAPARTY, at the park? i do say so , chap?

James: uhhhhhh..... i have very important like things that need to be done as it is important these things be done before this "tea - party?"

Liam: Get off your high horse, and get onto your unicorn.

JAMES! FLY WITH ME!!!! CHARLIEEE
by Dmtomchong September 3, 2013
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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023
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unicorn server

Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.
Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.
by -lul June 26, 2018
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Hot Unicorn

A hot female who isn't prideful and snobby and needy. She's rare and willing to get down and dirty to accomplish any task and challenge she's faced with. She usually makes a really good friend although she loves her sleep too much and will miss social events often.
Why do you even hang out with Rachel? "She such a hot unicorn and fun to be around! Why not?!"
by DribblyPooChunk October 22, 2025
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