a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed
b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)
c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)
c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."
Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"
B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."
Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"
C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."
Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"
Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."
Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"
B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."
Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"
C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."
Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"
Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
by TheBlanketMonster December 08, 2009
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
by smokecloud March 24, 2009
The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.
by Bretttt March 10, 2008
Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.
"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."
"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
by Horus November 10, 2005
by J. N. Ayash December 19, 2005
Racial/ethnic epithet/slur:
a) Any person who has an extreme desire to only associate with Asian or Asian descent people -- socially, sexually, etc.
b) a fetish for a certain thing, things/anything Asian.
a) Any person who has an extreme desire to only associate with Asian or Asian descent people -- socially, sexually, etc.
b) a fetish for a certain thing, things/anything Asian.
a) "What's with him/her only wanting to be with Asians? Turned into a real rice monster."
b) "Man, he's/she's totally hooked on that (fill in term such as anime, japanamation, etc. here). Turned into a real rice monster."
b) "Man, he's/she's totally hooked on that (fill in term such as anime, japanamation, etc. here). Turned into a real rice monster."
by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004