goon june

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.
john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face
by gooner692607 May 15, 2025
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Flicker Goon

Flicker gooning is the mental state of gooning where nothing matters but gooning, your life's purpose turns into gooning, you lose all emotion but goon, You are Goon.
I was Flicker Gooning on top of a pregnant black lady while pouring chloroform in her ear.
by LapisWumpua May 28, 2024
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Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!
by Tyronerny November 14, 2023
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The James Charles Flicker Goon technique, originally created by James Charles, is an act where you swing your penis around some pile of makeup, it doesn't require to have any specific type of makeup to successfully do the James Charles Flicker Goon technique. It can cause nut blast up to 10 meters long, around 150 MPH (200KMPH).
James Charles is an expert at the James Charles Flicker Goon technique.
by James Charles gooner master February 17, 2025
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Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.
Bro you'r so goon fed
by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017
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Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.
Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours
by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024
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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?
by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024
mugGet the Goon Roulettemug.

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