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I like damnerpost status.
by CDevIsTaken January 29, 2021
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Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
by ...riel... April 14, 2011
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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 02, 2010
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Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
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The Statue.

What Crayton knows not.
by Abzydan December 10, 2021
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Statue

*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."
by Anglo Guy June 06, 2022
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Statue

A basic daft introverted human being
You're such a statue!
by Pigush December 24, 2021
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