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Internet slut

A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!
by Miloisdead February 5, 2018
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hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video
whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes
by B0WT13S January 4, 2021
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Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
by D.S.88 January 24, 2011
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Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.
Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.
by dan squared December 7, 2006
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internet fuckery

AKA Net Neutrality.

It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!
Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery
by FrenchieD June 5, 2014
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Internet dick

Weighing what you have on the internet compared to others. As to show off or brag.
Whats the size of your internet dick?

A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?

Guy two; I have 50.

Guy one; ha loser.

B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.

Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
by Wolfen65 September 19, 2015
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Internet drift

When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017
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