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The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.
It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?
by Gvcd May 16, 2018
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Grand Slam girl

a fake tennis fan who only follows the Grand Slams and none of the smaller tennis tournaments
S: Omg, did you watch Indian Wells last night? That Delpo match was insane!
N: Uhh... durr... what?
S: Ugh, you're such a Grand Slam girl.
by FThunder526 May 17, 2018
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex
Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!
by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018
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Grand-Slammer

The act of having sexual intercourse with somebody who makes it taboo, or the act of fuckin your homies older sister 😈
Yooo bro I hit a grand-slammer last night I think I got Sams sister pregnant 🤫
by alabamaslamjammer25 April 3, 2020
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Le Potat Grande Capaccino

The potat chris, called a big baka by wabbit. He booli s her a lot!
wabbit: @Le Potat Grande Capaccino meanie.
by thisisnotwabbit April 15, 2020
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Grand

Someone you just love to vibe with. Always fun and tricky, this person is one of your favorites. He/She always appreciates you and you know for some reasons that you’ll like to smash and he/she too.
He’s my grand, I got goosebumps next to him
by Turfy_Cameron March 9, 2020
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