When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk
by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018
When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.
Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
Friend 2: Hey what was that!
Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
by solomynolo June 25, 2012
When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"
Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"
by Zero man February 16, 2017
when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019
by Bagetaboutit January 05, 2014
When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
by yeah101 December 23, 2008
A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.
Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.
by ebshmus August 13, 2006