i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

Lion’s tail

A thick pony tail worn by men; usually tied or wrapped with a string or ribbon.

His beautiful lion’s tail flowed in the wind.

by Danimal024 January 5, 2020

Mane and Tail

Originally a horse shampoo, commonly known as a sex position where the female lays down and the male sits with his knees on either sides of the girls waist, grabs her hair, and procedes to have sex

Last night she felt like a cowgirl so we did the Mane and Tail.

by hellochildren January 11, 2011

tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.

I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

charizard's tail

When a guy uses gasoline as lube and gives anal sex to someone and after he finishes lights the gasoline and penis aflame while it's still inside his partner

Last night me and Stacy did charizard's tail.

by deadpool$420$ November 12, 2021

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010