lol surprise balls

When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.

Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.

Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----

Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)

Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!

Kevin: LOL!

Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.

*See Also, Kids Toy

by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch April 21, 2018

Surprise Holiday Roulette

The act of putting off all homework and studying in the hope that the next day will be surprise holiday.

1:Man I got so much Chem work, no way I'll finish it all.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.

by DasBoot,DasBoot January 24, 2013

fruit loop surprise

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit

I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise

by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

short dick surprise

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis

"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."

by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015

Two pump surprise

Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner

We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise

by 2PS May 30, 2019

Salsa Surprise

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)

This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

Word Surprise

Word Surprise the new Hangman.

There's a dumb game on YouTube called Word Surprise, where two kids battle to guess a word for a sad man and prizes, to entertain their uninterested cat.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018