This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)
This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.
by Zachary S. September 30, 2007
When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants August 12, 2015
When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.
Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.
Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----
Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)
Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!
Kevin: LOL!
Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.
*See Also, Kids Toy
Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----
Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)
Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!
Kevin: LOL!
Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.
*See Also, Kids Toy
by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch December 11, 2017
Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
by 2PS May 30, 2019
The act of putting off all homework and studying in the hope that the next day will be surprise holiday.
1:Man I got so much Chem work, no way I'll finish it all.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.
by DasBoot,DasBoot January 25, 2013
by HalalFriedChicken April 04, 2021
A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.
Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!
by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010