purple-eagle

1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.

2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time

Rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.

He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.

by monopolywithkara March 9, 2009

purple snake

the best drug you could ever do in your whole life

take a hit of the purple snake

by muldge mullenger November 26, 2010

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011

purple gang

a group of lil bitch ass hoes who are clearly the biggest simps of all time

Purple Gang:*gets caught lacking*
Green gang:*completely tears their anuses*

by TheRockWithAHugeCock May 6, 2020

Purple Squirrel

The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.

After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.

by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006

Purple Passion Rocket

take a guess, whats shaped like a rocketship, has a purple top and is full of passion.

Cindy: "I heard that Evan over there has a huge purple passion rocket."
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.

by Evan Met March 14, 2006

Purple Swag

When someone's smoked a swisher with Grape Ape, had purple drank, and you're chewing on grape jolly ranchers, and drunk off purple wine.

That Dar'Shan be trippin! Naw, he's on that purple swag!

by Dar'Shan December 25, 2011