Beatus Meatiosis

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.

As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.

by Page1of3 May 13, 2013

memphis meat pie

Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it

Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom

by Dangerous617 December 31, 2013

Super Meat Boy

A work of media used as a means of public torture and used in testing of insanity.

Guy 1: "My boss tortured me the other day."

Guy 2: "What did he do?"

Guy 1: "He made me play Super Meat Boy."

Guy 2: "God help you."

by NotMLGStudios June 16, 2016

Shiniest meat bicycle

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle

Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

by Krieg the psycho August 5, 2018

she meat

a slang term used to describe the penis of a transvestite, also referred to as a she cock.

That ladyboy has her she meat tucked so well you can't even tell it's there.

by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

Big meanie

The worst insult ever, it's even worse than the legendary "I'm not gonna let you play with my legos"

Bobby: "Haha suck dick billy"
Billy: "you're a big meanie"
Bobby: *fucking disintegrates*

by Chad Bob August 9, 2020