Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

loaded

high as a mug

i'm fu**in loaded

by Remired December 19, 2003

90% loading bar

90% loading bar is what someone has if they have a habit of finishing a task to 90% of what was needed to be done

I asked John to clean the dishes but I forgot he has a 90% loading bar so now I have to finish it myself

by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

load momentum

The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.

The video's load momentum kept me watching for hours.

by Cedratto October 28, 2018

Load

A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.

I just dumped a big load.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022