fudge

the brown half liquid substance you find on the side of the toilet bowel people often use this word as a curse word people hate it when you find "fudge" in the toilet so please flush the toilet properly in the future

why the fudge is there fudge in the toilet.

by the Grammer poliece June 18, 2020

Fudge wielder

Someone who enjoys the consumption of crap crumbs.

Yo that Motha fucka a fudge wielder.

by Domenic212 May 29, 2021

fudge

The brown, chalky textured group that is on your dick after you pull it out of someone's ass hole.

"You into anal, bro?"
"Nah man, not since I got that delicious fudge on my dick from that one guy".

by thegoodshepherd21 July 29, 2019

Fudge Cabin

A semi-private but locally-renowned gathering place for casual anal sex and/or deviant sexual acts involving feces. Generally located in a rural area or small town.

"The Fudge Cabin is where the incest poop-sex happens..."

by OberonTheGoat July 24, 2015

fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.

I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.

by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018

Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap

Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”

by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023

baby fudge dragon

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.

"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"

by Dr. Thirsty March 18, 2014