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NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery
norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*
by grpo January 30, 2025
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Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
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Clear now?

When a doctor/professor wants to know if you understood the gibberish he/she just said.
Warfarin blocks the intrinsic pathway, ok, are you getting my point?, clear now?
by FactorK December 19, 2017
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now entertainment

NOW Entertainment is an independent record label founded summer 2011 & is a subsidiary of Never Off Work Entertainment, LLC.
Did you hear the new song NOW Entertainment just released?
by Neverlandpan March 20, 2017
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NoWings

Means that Hussar got no wings
Hussar NoWings
by Nowings January 14, 2018
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