feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding

After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.

by C. Kret August 5, 2008

feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'

"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."

by YouChubi October 23, 2008

Feeding the Bitch

When one seemingly nice woman is around or exposed to other women and they start talking, laughing and teasing … it seems to just bring out the bitch!

Brian: Damn, I thought I liked you, Donna, but then you get around, Amy … you can be a bitch!

Donna: She's just Feeding the Bitch!

by BriDonAm May 5, 2010

Feeding the bong

to feed one's Marijuana waterpipe, thus settling it's appetite for maybe.... 5 minutes.. lol

I wasn't home all day so I fed my bong a few times When I got home from picking up 2 dollar hookers.
sup with feeding the bong

by dickdastardly420cooldudeguylol August 28, 2010

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010

feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

by valiant thor December 1, 2014

feelin' the bern

A moment of weakness when you haven't been laid in a while, and your Tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won't shut up about Bernie Sanders and income equality. Seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.

After not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, Ken swiped left until he found a willing sloot, now he's feelin' the Bern and can't afford a cup of coffee.

by DogFoodLids May 2, 2016