Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

way to run the family

When one of they guys/girls you either used to talk to or date starts talking to or starts dating someone else in your family.

“My ex girlfriend is talking to my cousin.”
“Wow, she’s running the family”
“Yeah, way to run the family”

by teski6922 May 1, 2018

Family Nigga Hours

Family Nigga Hours rolls around during Thanksgiving, this is where you better respect yo fam

Yo! Uncle Jared, its Family Nigga Hours

by MoonRise177013 November 28, 2017

Overseas Family School

The school that makes you straight and depressed

Overseas Family school gave me Ligma

by Ur mom’s pp January 14, 2022

Irish Family

A family with about 10 kids, mostly living in a two bedroom run down shit hole in New York, Boston, Chicago, Baltimore, Philadelphia or any ware on the East coast. Most Irish kids don't attend school so for the most part are raised and taught by their mothers because their fathers are drunken bastards who just don't care about them. Being a mick would suck balls.

Sean is from some paddyhouse in south Boston, he has 7 brothers and 9 sisters, a common American mick, or any mick for that matter. He is from an Irish Family.

by paddywhacker November 9, 2009

virtual family kingdom

Virtual Family Kingdom is a magical place where ignorance is bliss. It was a clever ploy to take advantage of noobs and creep out anyone who knows a thing or two about MMOs and laws pertaining to them. Unfortunately for the game's creators, people are on to their scheme.

I would play Virtual Family Kingdom, but I don't enjoy games that smell.

by Jhandley December 27, 2008

Virtual Family Kingdom

After VMK shut down, some people in Arizona decided to take advantage of it and create a copy-cat named VFK. While it's nothing like VMK, it's better than nothing. It needs new role-players though.

And it's filled with annoying wolves too.

Person 1: Yeah, I played Virtual Magic Kingdom, but Virtual Family Kingdom is such a kiddie game! I mean I'm like 11 now...
Person 2: There are 15 year old guys on it.
Person 1: I'm on!

by VFK_Vintage June 23, 2011