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Facebook pollution

When your Facebook friends post excessive crap on your page that you don't necessarily want there.
I had to de-friend Laura because she was posting all kinds of Facebook pollution on my page.
by fat marie April 15, 2009
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Facebook Incendiary

Facebook Incendiary: NOUN, often shortened to FBI

1. one who is obsessed with gaining recognition for clever, witty, or deep musings.
2. one who can never achieve definition 1
3. often cannot spell, this renders them irritating to SPELLING and GRAMMAR POLICE
4. the odour of chan4 lingers around them.
Did you just see Conor Henry's latest status?
Yeah bro, he's such a Facebook Incendiary--it's annoying, but i like it.
by thekidwiththevoice April 4, 2011
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Facebook Whore

1) A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.

2) As you sign into Facebook and go on your newsfeed, expecting to see stuff that actually concerns you. But you see that one Facebook whore who has commented on everything that they see and having petty conversations such as; I MISS YOU, OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And no one cares, nor wants to see it!

3) Also known as an "Akki"
"DALIA! stop being such a Facebook Whore! We don't want to see your annoying conversions and shit."
by jack257 April 20, 2009
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facebook stalking

The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009
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Facebook dinner

A TV dinner such as Hungry Man or Swansons that is consumed while browsing Facebook.
Just relaxing at my desk eating a Facebook dinner.
by idmoment September 11, 2009
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sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??
by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009
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facebook minority

A facebook minority is the person who comments on a large stream of comments made by one race, but is of another race themselves.
A common occurrence for a facebook minority:

Elizabeth Kim: cute pic!! ~~
Thomas Lee: lolwut is that richie in the background?
Richard Chang: stfu I was playing starcraft!
Yoohan Zhang: lol ur both n00bs
La'kwandah Jackson: YOOO maAamIi, dayum u lookin' hella good. !
Rachel Huang: 漢字仮名交 ! ! !
by Dave Newton September 6, 2011
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