Cameron Edwards

Is a fat wombat who with a small dick who I can’t write much about because he’s achieved absolutely nothing in his life that worth mentioning, pretty chirpy young kid considering what’s he’s done in his life, hopefully one day he’ll become a name

Cameron Edwards is a no name

by Someone that you wish you were June 1, 2020

edward

annoying, rude, old ass name, has a cool older sister, make friends with his sister trust me

Edward: Hey wanna be friends
Person: Wait dont have a sister
Edward: yeah why?
Person: Sorry fam i am already best friends with ur sister

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

Edward

Edward is someone who is annoying but also kinda funny

“My brother edward Simmons is annoying but cool”

by edturd Simmons November 9, 2020

Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire

Edward Cullen is creepy

by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

Edward Tissington

A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.

"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"

by KR18191 August 17, 2012

Edward Connolly

i love you from here to the end of the universe and back again,
to infinity and beyond,
always,

and forever

be famous my love™️

i love you edward connolly x

by Tigress Evergreen💚 June 3, 2022