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Happy Buns

Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.

One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.

Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.

Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.

There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.

Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.

Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.

Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
by Luke the Dystroyer August 14, 2021
mugGet the Happy Bunsmug.

Bun Bun

When you see a bunny " look a bun bun!!!"
by Cjm1 June 7, 2022
mugGet the Bun Bunmug.

bright bun

The sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks
Im totally going to bright bun claire tonight.
by ttc January 15, 2014
mugGet the bright bunmug.

Buns

A type of bread you can eat. The thicker the better. Often belonging to describe a female.
by *jumpsoffcliff* April 4, 2022
mugGet the Bunsmug.

Bald Bun

When a woman says she is a man, says she is a feminist, and shaves her head.
Did you see that lady? She had a bald bun. Ewww
by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018
mugGet the Bald Bunmug.

Bun

Bun

The guy who claims he want to be my friend, but hurt me like nobody's business
and then spend on everybody until he goes broke, but i am still homeless

The last man I have ever talked to, while I still had my trust
Homeless by public: hey, can you call Bun?
Everybody else: who?
Homeless by public: The guy who everybody make use of, while they exclaim about how broke he is going
by publicownedhome March 12, 2021
mugGet the Bunmug.

Iced honey bun

When your girl is wearing a bun in her hair and a little patch keeps sticking up and her dude uses his jizz to hold it in place like hair gel
Good job bro, cant believe you gzve your girl an iced honey bun this am!!!
by Scotch0784 August 6, 2023
mugGet the Iced honey bunmug.

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