Bing Bong

a person who doesn't know anything about anything

Can Samantha do anything right? What a bing bong.

by VetSmarty July 15, 2020

ghost bong

when you pack a bong with tobacco and/or some random shit that isn't weed, and give it to an unknowning indivdual, just for the laughs

Adam: hey man we should give simon a ghost bong
Declan: haha that will be a good gag

by mofobeast69er December 15, 2011

Bong Mouthwash.

Bong MouthWash :
When you swish the bong water in your mouth like mouthwash.

Stoner: Bro, I forgot to bring water to my smoke sesh, and my mouth was dry as a camels pussy.
Stoner #2: And?
Stoner: I had to Bong Mouthwash.

by MegaMilky April 28, 2021

Bing Bong

The sound Bill Gates doorbell makes online.

Go on ring the bing bong.

by linkspider February 7, 2022

Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong

I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?

by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024

Bing bong

When you do something great as fuck

And want to boast

Bing bong fuck ya life

by Greatwhitehype206 October 22, 2022

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021