birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

Beat the wizard

A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)

I beat the wizard on that test.

by bradford286 February 5, 2008

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

Dome Beat

Give someone a shot to the head.

"Yo im so gonna give that kid some Dome Beats"

by Thomas.T November 26, 2007

Mnky on the beat

When the beat slaps hard so much you want to set a monkey on fire

"Holy shit is this Mnky on the beat, this goes crazy"

by NickCoolKid December 21, 2020

beat sideways

A way of describing a girl who is unattractive even from the side view.

"Yo man, her sister is beat SIDEWAYS, yo. Chill, son."

by Sir Psycho Sexy the 3rd June 23, 2006

Beat Raw

To have unprotected sex.

That pussy was so good I had to beat raw.

by Sam BeatRaw Stien March 9, 2016