Andy

Never cross an andy because if you do you will be the one suffering mass casualties and not by obvious situation but by freak accidents of natures that defy the laws of the very fabric of time and space itself. If you cheat on an andy a tree may fall in front of your house or a shodowy figure will appear out of nowhere in you room when you sleep to fuel your very nightmares. Andy is not a sex a sex god but he does know what hes doing in the sheets and goes that extra mile in the sheets to assure his woman that hes with that her desires will be fufilled by him and only him. If you betray him he will cut you off and you will freeze to death from the cold side of his heart. Never take an andy for granted because he means what he says n delivers on promises. Dont try to get into an andy's head or you will get lost forever because the first moment he looked into yours he hacked your soul and figured you out. Even if you have ill motives he will play along just to show you how dumb you look but if you have sincere motives he is your greatest ally and is the best member to have on your team. Andy's run a top secret orginization that contains many agents for a greater good. Many agents of andys are highly trained by disguised to look foolish and slightly dimwitted but beware they arent as "nice" as an andy. Its the mercy of an andy that keeps us from wiping out injustice with horrifying events. All i can say is i have an andy. He is my king and i am his queen.

"Give me that feeling forever andy"

Guy 1 "andy is a fag
Guy 2 you are just a hater

*andy takes a seat*

Guy2 "oh hey andy its good to see you"
Guy1 " whos the fag now"

Andy "eat a dick guy 2 i could smell your bullshit from a mile away. C'mon guy1 i got someone i want to introduce you to"
*hot girl walks up to shake guy ones hand*

by ChAiRsOnFiRe November 16, 2017

Andi

Skiny guy with very very very big nose and who is very stupid

Andi e năsos

by AndreiXxl nick November 21, 2021

Wet Andy

A wet Andy is similar to a wet willy but the finger goes in the victims nose.

"God damnit, Steve gave me a wet Andy."

by Wet Andy April 5, 2015

Andy

Verb
Doing something for the good of themselves, as opposed for the common good.

In the game sequence, John did an Andy by keeping his jack to better his own game.

by Khloedawg October 3, 2021

Andy

Andy is an interesting person you’ll meet. He’s a nice and relaxing guy when you get know him. But conveys a wide-range of emotions. Like stubbornness, like when people are being jackasses about things. Or, just being a plain ol’ silly goof with you and your mates having a good time. There’s also a special shut down mode where he just loses absolute control of emotions and doesn’t care about anything what so ever that is being told to him. Frankly, Andy is nonetheless a great person to hang and let off a bunch of steam with, since he wields a range of emotions too. Give it time, he’ll eventually become one of your biggest and bestest friends.

“ Oh that guy over there is being a real Andy right now. He can’t calm down for five seconds.”

by Lighting McQueef May 15, 2018

Van Andy

The "Ghost Hunter" in Phasmophobia that stays in the van, and refuses to enter the location for anything longer than a minute.
Typically not the person who purchased any items whatsoever, and refuses to play on nightmare.

Person 1: "There's ghost orbs!"
Person 2: "We know, you said this 2 minutes ago."
Person 1: "I saw them again, on the camera!"
Person 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and get in the dining room!"

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Andy Newman

A stone cold soup killer.

I'm going all Andy Newman on this tomato bruv.

by Lordoftheimps March 17, 2022