its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.

Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!

by Irish Unicorn October 26, 2013

Get off your high horse, and get onto your unicorn.

Get High! be well.

liam: TEAPARTY, at the park? i do say so , chap?

James: uhhhhhh..... i have very important like things that need to be done as it is important these things be done before this "tea - party?"

Liam: Get off your high horse, and get onto your unicorn.

JAMES! FLY WITH ME!!!! CHARLIEEE

by Dmtomchong September 3, 2013

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018