Matt Kozak

A "famous" TikToker who plays Friedrich in the Sound of Music. He likes to fat shame him mother for what she looked like 2 years ago. He likes to complain about how he attends a school that is basically bankrupt.... which he does, considering they can't afford paper towels. Not too long ago, he was in a relationship with a girl named Paige, which he DEEPLY regrets. His brother, JP, is much more talented than him (and browner).

Oh dear god... is that the devil or Matthew Kozak?
I just took a massive Matt Kozak in the toilet.
Kurtains.

by Elsa Schraeder March 9, 2020

A Matt Cooper

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him

Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

matt haskins

Will be seen eating out of a flask. Has many nicknames (matt flaskins, backflip haskins, chad, eugene, maaaatt haaaaskins, solid gold ect. Very good at parkour

Matt haskins do a triple parkour backflip

by scorchedbeach June 12, 2016

Matt Faggott

Boy on twitter. Cute and writes great tweets. He's hot and one of the best tweeters.

Person 1: "omg have you seen Matt Faggott on twitter?!"
Person 2: "yeah omg he's well hot but he'll never notice me".

by C4rrotm0nster_ December 17, 2012

Matt Delantonio

matt delantonio is the biggest simp this side of the mississippi. he is what you would call a borderline retard, and has the IQ of an unbaked muffin. Matt Delantonio is dating a fellow unbaked muffin named Sofia, who is the dominant one in the relationship and single handedly destroyed his friend group. All of Matt Delantonios friends now despise him.

damn that simp is a Matt delantonio to the max nigaaaa

by 420weed69 January 12, 2020

Matt Serrano

A gay, lesbian, bisexual, perverted, retarded, weird, autistic boy/constipated elephant all mixed into one package that will certainly make you cringe so hard you’ll want to hurl yourself off a bridge and be impaled by a gay pride flag pole. Matt Serrano is so ugly you’ll throw up so much that it will reach china. Matt is in love with every thing that either notices his existence or looks at him for a millisecond. Matt likes to collect toenails from random sewer rats and uses them to pop his enormous pepperoni pimples.

Matt Serrano is mostly used to wipe a garbage mans ass crack

by Randy DiSmellio January 16, 2020

Matt

High school drop-out moron who THINKS he knows more than he actually does. Supports Joe Biden, so anything that comes out of his dumb head should be taken with a grain of salt!

That guy believes anything he reads on the internet. Typical Matt!

by coinpurse July 15, 2020