Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.

Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."

by Clitty McClitus March 18, 2012

musical cars

Refers to a sort of "grown-up" version of the popular children's game; this procedure involves maneuvering around of two or more vehicles in a fairly small parking-area, either to allow one of them to enter/exit the locale, or to make room for additional vehicles that are scheduled to arrive later.

I really like owning three old clunker-sedans, particularly in case one of them is in the repair-shop and thus I hafta use one of the others for my basic local-transportation needs (and indeed, I occasionally have actually been down to just one somewhat-malfunctioning vehicle, but at least it has still been able to wheezingly/sputteringly/back-firingly get me from Point A to Point B around town till I got both of the other cars repaired and I could finally take this third one into the garage for some TLC of its own), but I occasionally hafta play "musical cars" if my friends drop by for a visit.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

The Cosby Car

A taxi you always seem to fall asleep in.

Man, have you ever fallen asleep in The Cosby Car?

by rnkn April 14, 2017

Vettol Car

When someone is being mean, annoying and selfish, you can call them a vettol car, just like Vettel who changed the signs of the results of the formula 1 race.

This happened when Hamilton came in first, but Vettel started being a vettol car so he switched the signs and became a vettol car.

People that are vettol cars are often acnesimps and often go to the gym.

"Wow, did you see Tygo put on salicylzuur on his face again today?"
"Yeah, he is such a vettol car!"

by Acnesimp July 12, 2020

car hauler

A car hauler is like a truck driver, only smarter and not afraid of actual work.

Billy wanted to be a car hauler but he was too dumb and lazy so he stuck with driving a regular truck.

by Carhauler June 2, 2021

Car shagger

Another driver that wants to try and prolapse your vehicle,

Usually young vw golf drivers, all bmw drivers, van drivers or everyone in an indian neighbourhood

They will try and shaft the rear of your vehicle until they can get past and then do it to another vehicle gaining no further distance other than the length of your car

I wish this car shagger in his van would get out my arse

I hate seeing this ugly car shaggers face in all 3 of my rear view mirrors, i could crash with how ugly they are and it's putting me off!

I'm going to slam my brakes on if this car shagger carries on in my rear

by Stereotypical Psueudonym October 12, 2017

Car-shy

When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.

I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.

by Dark nuts January 19, 2015