FAQ cancer

Frequently asked questions about cancer

Did you read the FAQ's of cancer? faq cancer

by faqcancer faqcancer December 4, 2020

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Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020

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Cancer

Cancer is a fucking bastard that will dominate your life the fucking cheap hooker

Cancer is a fucking prick

by Lee craven is my name December 12, 2020

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Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

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Venom Cancer

Venom cancer is the cum that stubborn girls think of whenever they are missing some dick. It’s a toxic relationship with a terrible breakup; however, all the girl can think of is the orgasmic fluid that comes from her dream bad boy. Little does she know that it’s slowly killing her.

We had breakup sex and said that was it, but I know I’ll come back for his venom cancer.

by lilglizzy December 23, 2020

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