I can't believe it's not butter!

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

by potatoninja August 27, 2015

Nigga T. Washington

A colloquial and (intended to be) non-pejorative term for a friend. Based off of the 19th century African American civil rights leader Booker T. Washington.

What's up my Nigga T. Washington?

by snackman5000 May 2, 2011

Northeastern Wet T-Shirt

The sexual act of removing a man or woman's shirt and inserting completely into their rectum. After complete insertion, the t-shirt is removed and worn by the person voted to receive the ejaculatory reward.

-I was going to wear that Justin Bieber t-shirt Chase got me, but he never gave it back after last night's Northeastern Wet T-shirt surprise move in bed.
-Oh that sucks, I love that shirt.

by Cheesy D March 14, 2011

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Nepotisn't

Showing particularly unfavourable treatment to someone who's related to you as an overcorrection against nepotism.

"When my Dad was the coach of my little league team one season, I've never played less because he felt it didn't look good that the coach was putting his son in- it was a blatant case of nepotisn't."

by Lemon Lyman August 24, 2017

nick t

Nick t where do I start nick t has the biggest penis. Nick t is super sexy. Nick t is really fast. Nick t is god

Oh my god did you see that sexy kid with the enourmous penis run past? Yeah he was such a nick t.

by Nick t December 18, 2018

my name ain't karen

I' don't give a shit about your bullshit . To not give a shit about what's running out of someone's piehole. As I have no interest in what you are talking about.

Jack was like shut your piehole my name ain't Karen. Karen said I know you never talk to me about what I like to do.

by Joker!!!!!! February 15, 2021