Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME

SOMETHING ONLY PEOPLE WHO LOVE EACH OTHER DO.

YOUR FATHER AND I FELL IN LOVE AND THEN I ASKED HIM TO POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME, AND 9 MONTHS LATER YOU WERE BORN.

by @NENEGOOTER May 12, 2016

squeeze out some nuggets

Taking a shit in which each piece of crap is small. Often there are 10 pieces of shit in total.

Bob: Hey man, I just squeeze out some nuggets.
Tom: Really dude? I gotta see that

by trevvvvvv May 2, 2010

You need some milk

Your response When someone gets recked,embarrassed or even acting crazy.

*Person falls on face*
Response:YOU NEED SOME MILK!

by Best.nothing August 21, 2016

getting some mud on the tires

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Have some damn faith

A necessity for Arthur to have in the face of never ending errors in the Van Der Linde Gang.

Arthur-“You sure about that Dutch?”
Dutch-“Have some damn faith Arthur! When did you start doubting me?”

by MoistMemeMaster January 22, 2019

Drop Off Some Cosbies

Taking a shit. "Cosbies" refers to the Cosby Show, in which Bill Cosby had approximately fifteen kids. You can replace "Cosby" with the name of one of the kids from the show, i.e. - "Dropping Off A Theo" to indicate a large dump, or "Dropping Off a Rudy" to indicate a smaller turd.

Goddamn man, pull the car over, I need to drop off some Cosbies.

by JohnsoroATL December 21, 2004