L-Syndrome

When a male and/ or female repeatedly asks you questions after a failed response to a text message.

*Text*
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"

by BNasty69 July 27, 2011

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Atlanta Syndrome

The complete inability for sports teams from Atlanta to translate regular season success into post season success.

"Hey, did you see the Falcons blow it against the Giants?"
"Yeah, can't blame them though. Atlanta Syndrome got 'em"

by eric_is_cool21 January 08, 2012

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apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

by Justine Jackson December 12, 2005

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asspurgers syndrome

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

by banoslibre September 07, 2014

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Sodom's Syndrome

Someone who refuse to, or can not identify what social program should be affected by tax cuts.

The expression comes from the ancient rabbinical tradition around what the actual sin of Sodom was (a failure to be hospitable, treating others as objects).

-Hey, you heard about the about the tax cuts?

-Yes I did! Sodom's Syndrome. Not once did he/she mention what social program should be cut.

by EErck December 09, 2012

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