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mark stahura

A 6'3" 250 pound sex God. Staring into those blue eyes is like staring into a big blue ocean of bliss.
I just had sex with Mark Stahura and Im pretty sure I just had sex with God himself.
by StopMethinAround May 12, 2018
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coffee stand

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH
COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH
by DUNCAN'S COCK May 16, 2018
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farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Team Stade

TEAM STADE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD GANG GANG
Guy: TEAM STADE FORE LYFE
by gayn1bba October 13, 2018
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68 Stand

A 68 Stand is where a guy stands up and receives oral and he owes her one. It's like a 69 but one less...and performed on him while he's standing.
Sonia got arrested for giving Rich a 68 Stand while he was in line at the atm.
by Antonius Magnus December 12, 2018
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katie stahmann

First let's start with your name, who spells their name with extra letters? Now let's move into looks. You. Are. Not. Cute. Bangs are a hard no. Your style sucks, no one thinks you look good. You gross people out, imagine looking like a naked mole rat and raccoon at the same time. By how who look everyone has the idea you smoke crack, honestly I believe them, coming into the bathroom to stalk little girls that a little weird maybe you should talk to someone...
"hey do you know who Katie stahmann is?"
"Yeah I'm scared of her she likes to stalk me in the bathroom and she won't leave me alone
by JadeAlbright March 21, 2019
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baby stand

The action of a baby or kid, usually below 3 years to stand in two legs.
Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.
by Kagetane May 2, 2019
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