ja rule

The prefix "Ja" means Candy Ass Bitch and "Rule" means Poser Geek. Case and point can be seen in that weak ass video of when he and Bennifer did the VMA's.

"Man, did you see Ja Rule pretend he was hard in that queer ass movie, he really pulled a "Ja Rule".

"Did you see that man with that teeny dick? Man... his parents really "Ja Ruled" him with their genes.

by 2 pack shaker February 15, 2005

rule number 5

Harden the fuck up!

Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.

by steppernack November 21, 2012

ja rule

One whom resembles a musk rat.

"Wow, it looks just like Ja Rule!" -Crocodile Hunter

by t3h gEno April 30, 2005

ruler

scale/digital scale

i need the ruler to break up that work.

by kansas city 420 October 4, 2008

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007

the rule of two

A sith law making it so that there can never be more than two active sith at one time, one master, and one pupil. The rule was set in place by Darth Bane after he killed all the other sith.(Darth bane also started the tradition of prefixing sith names with "darth")

Darth Sideous only ever had one deciple at a time, first Darth Maul, then Darth Tyranus, then Darth Vader. Although he surounded himself with other Dark Jedi, there were only ever two Sith at one time, in accordance with the Rule Of Two.

by SlackerApathy September 8, 2005

11 O'Clock Rule

The time that a party really "begins", no matter what scheduled time the party was actually supposed to start previous. This is the time that, without fail, droves of people show up all at once and a party can go from almost non-existent to full-fledged rager.

"Man, this party was so lame for like the past 3 hours, now it's insane! (Looking down at watch, seeing it's around 11 PM) 11 O'Clock Rule, happens every time!"

by Matty Rob April 6, 2009