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rich bug on a rug

Ed: "lets go to this restaurant" Pete: " i cant, im broke" Ed: "please...your'e a rich bug on a rug"
by richbug1 June 13, 2018
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Rich

Classic rich is so classic, and so full of clout , he is a dick , a jokester and a thot but all those things are what make him classic, classic rich always has the best roasts and fire comebacks!
Rich is so classic
by Ry the guy February 11, 2019
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Rich Homie Sho

The cutest bombest guy in the world no cap my guy, he has curly hair SO THEREFORE he’s 10 TIMES CUTERERRR he will pull up don’t test him
Aye g back up I don’t wanna call rich homie sho on you dawg
by A6.asv January 11, 2019
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Rich Mooch

American Socalists.
The Rich Mooch who went to Yale to study English Literature wants me to pay his/her student loans.
by Ipaymyownway. August 20, 2019
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rich

Guy's cum
Yeah baby, gimme that sweet rich
by Wilford Brimley 777 March 30, 2020
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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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